when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
you know what i hate those fucking “things to say during sex” posts because my fucking boyfriend fucking actually says them do u kno what its like when u r trying to touch urself while someone whispers "olé"
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it